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Old 03-20-2007, 03:17 PM
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Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."
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hahaha good one Tracy!! your on a roll today.
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LAIM!!

I was hoping in the end somewhere, someone got some
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You always hope that Greg :P
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When im old, im going to be chasing around the person who is crazy enough to still be with me after a hundred years, with my bottle of viagra in one hand and a feather in the other!! lmao
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a feather huh?
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You always hope that Greg :P
I like perks
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You always get perks
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