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Old 01-01-2007, 02:14 AM   #1
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What does everyone predict for the future?
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:26 AM   #2
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Our future or the world'* future?
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:27 AM   #3
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Aquarius
There'* travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That'* your horoscope for today (that'* your horoscope for today)
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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver'* test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss'* face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That'* your horoscope for today (that'* your horoscope for today)
That'* your horoscope for today
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That'* your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'* lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That'* your horoscope for today (that'* your horoscope for today)
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Capricorn
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never
never never never leave my house again
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:35 AM   #4
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2007 is going to be a Ei year for Badnit
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:35 AM   #5
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mud, what the HECK did you just post
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2007 is going to be the year that I run 14.5 with the same combo and that I will crack 11'* with my buick. The acclaim will still be sitting where it sits today in 2007 :(. Oh and I predict a new car in the close future for myself. Dont know yet but probally a series 2 SC.

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Old 01-01-2007, 03:50 AM   #7
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horoscope by weird al. its scarily accurate, too.
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Old 01-01-2007, 04:56 AM   #8
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i predict 13'*
I predict Burnt Tires
i predict Transmission failure again
i predict zilla 13'*
i predict the sun might come out tomorrow.
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Old 01-01-2007, 05:24 AM   #9
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I predict me getting a new car...

I predict that my car will go fast.

I predict that I will be a CBN by the end of the year.

I predict that I will not be a wisconsinite anymore by the end of ze year.

I PREDICT. That BC will surpass 10,000 members.

There. predictions done. I wonder how many will come true.
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here'* 10

1)ford section in bc
2) several car accidents involving white cursed cars
3)zilla drops to a one inch pully
4) bandit completes hook on phonics course
5) barns (purple dino, not tape head) settles down with the walrus and start a family
6) haro hits puberty
7) pinky sells the cavi and gets another bonne
elevator installed at the villa
9) too earley to think of ten heck that'* why I have the edit button
10) shhhhh gets unlocked
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