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Old 03-29-2008, 11:08 AM
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Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html
Old 03-29-2008, 11:33 AM
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I guess he took "Carpenters Dream" literally....

but seriously, this guy needs help.
Old 03-29-2008, 11:36 AM
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That'* disgusting.

Especially when it'* 38 miles west of here.

Apparently things get pretty boring in small town Bellevue. Nothing left but to screw a picnic table.
Old 03-29-2008, 12:05 PM
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I guess he got bored and decided to nail it. Talk about getting wood

Oh wait....was it a metal picnic table?? I can't read the story
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Ya it was a Metal table.

He couldn't resist that sexy umbrella hole. They never mentioned what was painted on the table.

Hope he used some lard.
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Well boys, looks like I gotta stop humping my car in the lot at work.
Old 03-29-2008, 09:29 PM
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Was this at his own home? I think that'* lame his neighbor recorded him doing that at his own home, unless it'* visible from outside or something (and I'm not talking about from the neighbors 2nd story window). It is quite strange, though.
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First that is some sick crap

But what kind of perv tapes that stuff and actually watches while it happens. It would have better to call the cops while he was out there so he could get caught in the act rather than be "hey im a perv and taped my neighbor humping his picnic table" :?
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Originally Posted by Ms. Sixty
But what kind of perv tapes that stuff and actually watches while it happens. It would have better to call the cops while he was out there so he could get caught in the act rather than be "hey im a perv and taped my neighbor humping his picnic table" :?
Or at least leave a note asking him to take the picnic to the bedroom or motel room...
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Originally Posted by chr0mius
Originally Posted by Ms. Sixty
But what kind of perv tapes that stuff and actually watches while it happens. It would have better to call the cops while he was out there so he could get caught in the act rather than be "hey im a perv and taped my neighbor humping his picnic table" :?
Or at least leave a note asking him to take the picnic to the bedroom or motel room...
LOL I would love to see the look on the guys face after seeing a note like that on his mistress...



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