Ode To Girl Scout Cookies
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Ode To Girl Scout Cookies
Little girl in green
Please come over here
You have something with you
Something I hold dear
Chocolate and mint
Or even shortbread
Every Feb. through April
Those brats screw with your head
First they're on order
Finally they arrive
Oh, those sweet cookies
Make you glad you're alive
Then you run out
And you're craving more
So quickly you drive
To the grocery store
You hope that they are there
With the table outside
When you and some shopper
Accidentally collide
And when you recover
From your little crash
To the green bannered table
You make a hasty dash
You smile oh so sweetly
And ask the girl with green socks
she says, "No, I'm so sorry
Someone else got the last box"
You look across the lot
To see your foe with the cart
And run after her yelling
"Bitch! I want those cookies!"
Please come over here
You have something with you
Something I hold dear
Chocolate and mint
Or even shortbread
Every Feb. through April
Those brats screw with your head
First they're on order
Finally they arrive
Oh, those sweet cookies
Make you glad you're alive
Then you run out
And you're craving more
So quickly you drive
To the grocery store
You hope that they are there
With the table outside
When you and some shopper
Accidentally collide
And when you recover
From your little crash
To the green bannered table
You make a hasty dash
You smile oh so sweetly
And ask the girl with green socks
she says, "No, I'm so sorry
Someone else got the last box"
You look across the lot
To see your foe with the cart
And run after her yelling
"Bitch! I want those cookies!"
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