Ditto on interior rattles. How could I forget.

Squeeking Belts

I hate it when my brother farts in my car. every single time i take him somewhere he has to do it.

I hate it when a friend of mine hasn't taken a shower for weeks and the smell is unbearable.

*sniff* *sniff* sorry dude..

John hasn't paid the water bill and the basements a bit musty.

Well, I had to chose... Water or beer. Crack open a bottle, sprinkle ti under he armpits and chug the balance down. You'll be alright.

"Unpleasant odor is caused by skin bacteria when we sweat. The “bitter principles” that help hops to preserve beer also, it turns out, fight odor. Hops inhibits the growth of bacteria by causing leakage in the bacterial cell membrane, which impairs bacterial function and therefore prevents odor."

Someone pass me another!

Slightly more back on topic *just slightly*