Eve'* Steep Price

God noticed that Adam was lonely. He said to him "Adam, I am going to give you the perfect companion. She'll cook and clean and listen, she'* perfect."

Adam replied, "What will she cost me?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Shocked, Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

you had better watch out, the girls are going ot get you for this one

I can't wait until the morning

Ya, I kinda figured I had it comin', but it was too funny not to post it. I'll take my chances...plus I can take it as well as I can dish it out. Bring it on!

yeah, you get all that and we get stuck with the short end of the stick

good one,


Tim