I took the new tools I bought to work on my car, and went around the house fixing everything that squeaked or was binding. You know those cabinet doors that are held closed by magnets.. I don't like the noise they make when they're opened or closed - too much noise at 3:00 AM - so 3 of them are now "magnet-less"

I like to work alone.. me and my buddy WD-40

One ratchet; one socket; one bit

(take it George..)