so im driving down this backroad with this buddy of mine ridin my butt...i cant take that at all so i speed up so does he...were goin like 75-80 on a nasty backroad with a speed limit of 55 (dumbness 101) and i have my little sister in the backseat(Advanced Dumbness) anyway. i got tired of that and slowed down to like 40 to make him mad. so he thinks his Taurus has got the cajones to pass me...my plan was to slow down to 40 then romp on it and leave him in the dust...but i looked in my mirror just as i was about to do this and saw that he was gone and his front bumper was between my 2 doors. so i mashed it...this is on a corner by the way. he quickly gave up and fell back.so his Taurus aint all that no more. its like an early 90'* one. and yes i know all of that was incredibly stupid. and it wont happen again i promise. im just gonna let him pull out ahead of me from now on.

Now let that be a lesson for ya...