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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
My wife didn't find my holding the garden hose while telling her this joke was funny. She says ."How would you like to never get the milk for free again."
aren't you already paying for it with the trips shopping and such cause your driveway and road suck right now?
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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 10:06 AM
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Hahahahahahaha! Venom, I dont know how your wife puts up with you. It must be love!
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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pearl_bonnie02
Hahahahahahaha! Venom, I dont know how your wife puts up with you. It must be love!
Pearl!!!!!!

Must Be, Other than being large, handsome, and pay my why..... I have no redeeming qualities. How'* Motherhood the second time around?

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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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my wife is from north dakota, and I lived there for about 7 years.

Strangely enough, if you pull on my teet, I will fart.
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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 02:32 PM
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TMI!!!!!!!! hahahahah!
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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 04:47 PM
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Many people don't know North Dakota is not one of the 50 United States but is actually a Canadian province......
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Old Mar 3, 2010 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by GunsOfNavarone
Many people don't know North Dakota is not one of the 50 United States but is actually a Canadian province......
Not entirely true. North Dakota doesnt actually exist. Many years ago, while calculating the area of the US, a cartographer made a mistake with his figures and increased the diameter of the earth. Later, while assigning borders to states, they were left with this imaginary space that noone could figure out what to do with. They attempted to calculate the validity of the existence of North Dakota, but this ended up happening.
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because of the 0 divide that was left in the original calculation of the area of the US.

Therefore, on November 2nd, 1889, by congressional decree, north dakota was made to be part of the union to eliminate the dead space, and to keep any other cartographers from dying. This is why, despite the fact that it is a big state, there is nothing there and there are no people there.

The representatives from the state come from Northern South Dakota, Western Minnesota, and a Newfoundlander who came to America so he could continue the practice of sodomy.

Hope this clears things up about North Dakota.
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