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Old 04-18-2005, 02:33 PM   #1
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives.... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!

I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha thats good
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Good one! I just type MS instead of writing it all down. The state gets a bad rep but it is really not the way people think it is. I found it to be a well kept secret how nice it is here. I have been known to say "Come to MissiPPissi" to my northern friends (just to make them laugh)
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