The following in an excerpt from a children'* book, "Captain Underpants, And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

> Use the third letter of your first name to
> determine your new first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> * = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half
> of
> your
> new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> * = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
> Use the third letter of your last name to
> determine the second half
> of
> your
> new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boo
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> * = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush'* new name is
> Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Post your new name! Mine is Boobie Gizzardhump.

Crusty Chuckle Pants. Give me a break i'm under the influence.

If I did this right, my name is Tootsie Wafflehump.......LMFAO

Tootsie DippinSniffer

Snooty-dippin' Lips

Sloopy Farkleface

tootsie snickledoodle

Crusty Chickenface. I like the ring of that.

Farcus Farklechunks is mine

funky potty.