A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more
closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her,Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of
sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back
and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still
smiling
pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted
just touching it, you're gonna shlt when you hear the price."

that gets a 7.34 on the chuckle-ometer.