Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer
chip that can store and play music in women'* breast implants.
The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are
always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

I listen all the time, but never hear anything!?? :?:

hey, I wonder how you adjust the volume or change songs?

Cody, Cody, Cody.........Do I have to show you everything!!!!!!! Left **** for Volume, push right **** for tracks!

Well, I'm deaf so it'* pointless but I'll still want to adjust it anyway....

I know......but it'* still fun playing with all the buttons!

Um you keep doing that and it might overload the circuit and short things out!