THE 16-D RAPIDFIRE

I'll take two


A new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt, has just been introduced. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else again.

ROFLMAO!!! I have actually seen some "Barbie Pink AR-15'* for sale on the internet. Kinda reminds me of when I worked at a mobile home factory in the winter. The plant was near the river and bats took roost in the rafters. When we turned on the Metal Halide lamps in the morning it would spook them and get them flapping thru the air. We took to holding the safety'* back on 16 penny air nailers and blasting them semi-automatic style.

I'll hold out for the DeWalt concrete anchor setter. That'* got to be at least a .50 caliber!