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Old 12-23-2009, 08:39 PM   #1
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New Captain Morgan Christmas Cookie Recipe


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Captain Morgan

- Sample the Captain Morgan to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Captain Morgan again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it'* best to make sure the Captain Morgan is still OK.
Try another cup… just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigg ing fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Captain Morgan to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Captain Morgan.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Captain Morgan.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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Old 12-23-2009, 11:49 PM   #2
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I think I have used this recipe. But don't remember.
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I think I've done a few of those but with guinness.
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I made these cookies once...then went into rehab.
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