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Old 12-24-2003, 07:34 PM   #1
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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it'* a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What'* the name of your *****?".

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your *****."

So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what'* the name of your *****?"

The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity marguerita. "So, what do you call your *****?"

The man to his right turns to him and prouldly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his *****.

He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my ***** is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman."
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