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Old 11-29-2006, 12:04 PM   #1
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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?"
And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.


While he was In the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband'* client, James Wright, Had be en granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband'* rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP
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LOL - poor guy
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just another classic example.

heres a woman doing her best to make her husbands life easier and he goes and jumps down her throat for it.

for cryin out loud, shes just trying to ease his mind.

poor woman.

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just another classic example.

heres a woman doing her best to make her husbands life easier and he goes and jumps down her throat for it.

for cryin out loud, shes just trying to ease his mind.

poor woman.

typical ain't it
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just another classic example.

heres a woman doing her best to make her husbands life easier and he goes and jumps down her throat for it.

for cryin out loud, shes just trying to ease his mind.

poor woman.

typical ain't it
LOL
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:25 PM   #6
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If I ever saw a woman do something to make a man'* life easier I think I would die from shock.
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Good joke, Tracy. Probably good enough to be forwarded to a few friends.

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If I ever saw a woman do something to make a man'* life easier I think I would die from shock.
If thats all it would take we would be nice to you guys all the time

BTW- Your mom would be really happy to see that you've never seen her do anything nice for your dad. I guess cooking, doing laundry, etc was done because she just enjoyed it so darn much
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Women will do other people'* laundry????

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Dang, Tracy! Now you've ruined it for John'* wife. She had him thinking that he should always do his own laundry.
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