My wife left me.....
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My wife left me... And I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that'* what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that'* what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
My wife left me... And I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "H***, that'* what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "H***, that'* what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
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