Got a call from a friend'* mother. Got pulled over on I-5 and ended up in the Linn County jail.

I got to the jail before they did. His crime? MENACING. How so? Brandishing a weapon on the freeway at another car.

The weapon?

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Motorola V3 RAZR.

I can't wait for the court date to testify that Thadd 'talks with his hands'. He was reported to be brandishing the weapon and cocking it.

On the way back from busting him out of jail, he asked me to 'get on it'. I just got home running on 4 cylinders.

Why?

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Minutes after getting him out of jail, I had to get gas. 20 bucks should do it.
My belief is that the 7 year old blonde chick put 87 octane in the car.
From the feel of things, I smoked 2 plugs.
Can't wait to autopsy the car this weekend.

incredible....I kept waiting for the punch line....I'm sorry that it was real.

I'm sorry to hear this...

That sucks.

I'll have to be more careful the next time I brandish a borrowed cell phone.

I'm surprised that you let anyone fill up your car for you! I don't think I'd be that trusting, and my cars... aren't awesome like yours.

Hope it'* just a couple of plugs. Think that'* all it is? Sorry, I don't know what the usual damage is from running cheap gas in a boosted engine.

wait, so he got arrested for threatening someone with a cell phone?

sounds like a crappy night... was it the zilla or the sle? (or is it obvious and im an idiot?)

You can't fuel your own car in Oregon and New Jersey IIRC. No one in Oregon fuels their own car. Thats where the blonde chick comes into the situation.

Also Jon, it causes KR to run lower octane fuel, romping on your car with any amount of KR is not a good idea. To the best of my knowledge anyways

Sounds like some fun. And yeah, hah, testifying that exact thing will definitely get the place into high spirits

They don't let people fill their own cars over there?? That'* nuts! I only know of one non-self-serve place in my area, and even then, I don't recall any blonde girls. :?

Or maybe I just need to get out more.

Of course I'm aware of the evils of KR, I just assumed that the retarding of timing would more or less keep things together, while making less power and perhaps some bad noises.

Bill must be sleeping some well-deserved sleep. The kind of sleep a man sleeps after enduring a night from Hades. At present, he is likely dreaming of new spark plugs, and the fun he will have ensuring that their gaps are parallel and true, their threads properly coated in anti-seize, and their plug boots dabbed with small dabs of dielectric silicone compound. All while the body of a certain blonde fuel pump girl is stashed in the trunk, awaiting a more permanent resting place...

Or something like that.

Did you get a receipt from the gas station?

Could the friend have asked the cops to search the car for the supposed weapon?

Unfreaking belilevabel. I have had bad nights, but c'mon.
A freakin cell phone?
Very sorry to hear about that car too.
Can't pump your own gas? NEVER heard of that.
Hope everything is ok.

a cell phone, lol

as for the car...ouch...you'll probably find entertainment in the autopsy though. getting into something like this is fun, the circumstances aren't the best though...good luck

"Menacing" huh? That'* an interesting charge.

Your night definitely sucked. Hope your long weekend gets better.