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Old 12-02-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
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So my buddy Derek has never made chili before. I know thats weird. Anyhow, he brought me down a bowl of his first "batch" of Venison Chili as he called it. Horrible! no tomato chunks, barely any beans or onion and HOT AS HELL! He put jalapenos, habaneros and these little tiny yellow peppers in it, along with Dave'* Insanity Sauce and a crap load of cayenne pepper.

Now if u know anything about Dave'* Insanity Sauce u know a little bit goes a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG way.. he used prolly 1/4 of my bottle!
Not to mention a ate 2 pickled jalapenos before the bowl of chili.

MILK!!!
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A buddy of mine made some chili once that was so hot it made you tear up. It was hot and awesome! You hurt so bad, but you couldn't stop.
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I pity your wife tonight Raptor, and your going to pity your arse in the morning. Eat a big bowl of ice cream tonight.
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I pity your wife tonight Raptor, and your going to pity your arse in the morning. Eat a big bowl of ice cream tonight.
...and take an ice cube tray into the bathroom with you in the morning.
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Thats to fricken funny! I fart on my wife all the time anyway. And as a matter of fact im eating a bowl of Double Vanilla Ice cream with strayberries on top as i type this! I swear John sometimes i think you have ESP
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I had some super hot **** Yesterday almost snow melting HOT !! I started sweating before the spoon entered my mouth....

I try to dutch oven my girl she wakes up !!
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i dutch oven my wife 3-4 times a night hehe
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So my buddy Derek has never made chili before. I know thats weird. Anyhow, he brought me down a bowl of his first "batch" of Venison Chili as he called it. Horrible! no tomato chunks, barely any beans or onion and HOT AS HELL! He put jalapenos, habaneros and these little tiny yellow peppers in it, along with Dave'* Insanity Sauce and a crap load of cayenne pepper.
Traditional chili didn't have tomato or beans in it, just meat and peppers. Perhaps he used a really old recipe. Although with that list of spices and sauces, he probably didn't use any recipe at all.

Now I feel like making chili. And eating it for two weeks because I always make far too much (not that it'* a bad thing).
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sure enough.. Its 4:40 am just got up for work and my stomuch is killing me and my *** is shooting flames
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Hahaha. I feel for ya bro. BTDT!
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