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Old 03-12-2011, 09:02 PM   #1
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I love hearing his stories.

Cust: "You sold me the wrong $%@^&$ for my Chevy truck
Me: "Ok, I may have lets double check what vehicle you have"
Cust: "Ive got a 99 Chevy 1500"
Me: " according to your info these are the correct parts.
...Cust: You must think Im f**king stupid dont you. Honey tell him he gave us the wrong parts for our Chevy truck
Wife: we have a Ford F150. Cust turns back to me
Me: : "You were saying?"
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Hahaha freaking idiots
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:48 PM   #3
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I would have had to bite my lip hard to keep from saying yes.
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He probably just wishes he had a Chevy 1500 instead of a ford F1shitty i mean 50
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If I got owned like that by my wife I'd commit suicide.

Reminds me of this.

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i was at work the other day and this women kept saying this is a nice shotgun. i said that is a .22 maam. she said no thats a 12 guage i have 2 at home i know a shotgun when i see one. other associate says no this is a 12 guage she said no thats like a 4 guage look how big it is honey come over and tell them there wrong and this is a shotgun. husband says thats a .22 what you talking about

we about died lol
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Too damn funny!

Wife was asking me awhile back about how the Irish spoke. She couldn't think of the name they referred to, and she'* like, is it Irelandish?
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I used to do Internet tech support. Had a librarian call, the Internet at the library isn't working. The computer says no dial tone. I say, is the phone line plugged in? Of course it is, I'm not stupid. OK, I'll be right there. We walk in, my tech sits down at the computer, I walk around the back and pick up the phone line laying on the floor, show it to her, and plug it in. My tech says, hay, it'* working. Not a word out of her mouth.
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I used to do Internet tech support. Had a librarian call, the Internet at the library isn't working. The computer says no dial tone. I say, is the phone line plugged in? Of course it is, I'm not stupid. OK, I'll be right there. We walk in, my tech sits down at the computer, I walk around the back and pick up the phone line laying on the floor, show it to her, and plug it in. My tech says, hay, it'* working. Not a word out of her mouth.

I always love tech stories. My girlfriend was trying to print something and it kept saying error. Same thing,
"Is it plugged in?"
"Yeah, im not dumb."
I look at it. "It'* hooked up to your laptop and your printing from the desktop."
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