I love hearing his stories.

Cust: "You sold me the wrong $%@^&$ for my Chevy truck
Me: "Ok, I may have lets double check what vehicle you have"
Cust: "Ive got a 99 Chevy 1500"
Me: " according to your info these are the correct parts.
...Cust: You must think Im f**king stupid dont you. Honey tell him he gave us the wrong parts for our Chevy truck
Wife: we have a Ford F150. Cust turns back to me
Me: : "You were saying?"

Hahaha freaking idiots

I would have had to bite my lip hard to keep from saying yes.

He probably just wishes he had a Chevy 1500 instead of a ford F1shitty i mean 50

If I got owned like that by my wife I'd commit suicide.

Reminds me of this.

i was at work the other day and this women kept saying this is a nice shotgun. i said that is a .22 maam. she said no thats a 12 guage i have 2 at home i know a shotgun when i see one. other associate says no this is a 12 guage she said no thats like a 4 guage look how big it is honey come over and tell them there wrong and this is a shotgun. husband says thats a .22 what you talking about

we about died lol

Too damn funny!

Wife was asking me awhile back about how the Irish spoke. She couldn't think of the name they referred to, and she'* like, is it Irelandish?

I used to do Internet tech support. Had a librarian call, the Internet at the library isn't working. The computer says no dial tone. I say, is the phone line plugged in? Of course it is, I'm not stupid. OK, I'll be right there. We walk in, my tech sits down at the computer, I walk around the back and pick up the phone line laying on the floor, show it to her, and plug it in. My tech says, hay, it'* working. Not a word out of her mouth.

I always love tech stories. My girlfriend was trying to print something and it kept saying error. Same thing,
"Is it plugged in?"
"Yeah, im not dumb."
I look at it. "It'* hooked up to your laptop and your printing from the desktop."