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Old 01-03-2010, 07:33 PM   #1
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has sex with any available bitch!!

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick on the head, Holy *#!t, my dog is a republican senator.....
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hahahahaha nice analogy!!!
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You have it bad? I have 3 cats. As the old saying goes, "Dogs have owners, cats have STAFF".

That was good though.
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Wow, I have 7 Senators living at my house. And 2 of them have Staff.
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So cats are democrats?
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Yep, at least for now. It depend on who has the majority in the Senate.
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You know, when I retired early and was single that almost described me to a T. Then I met this little gal that made me all buckled kneed. And the snake gets tied in knot again.
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You know, when I retired early and was single that almost described me to a T.
I'll continue to the live the dream for ya Venom!
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