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Old 08-24-2006, 02:34 PM   #1
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POETRY FOR SINGLES

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who'* handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.



MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ***** who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn!
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I'm sure the ladies will just love the second one
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I'm sure the ladies will just love the second one
I thought so too! :P

It'* a little something I like to call redneck haiku...
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Forwards to Mrs. Lash
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Good thing I got a big shed while I was at it, lol! The shelves I built are big enough to sleep on. Coincidence? I think not....
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I'll bet your pillow and blankey are already in the shed by the time you get home
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Like I'd get a pillow....
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Like I'd get a pillow....
You aren't worthy of a pillow!! Perhaps a bed of nails surrounded by hot embers would be more appropriate for you

You really have some issues there, hon
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You really have some issues there, hon
Yeah...but they're mostly back issues and I've read them all already.... :P
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a bed of nails surrounded by hot embers would be more appropriate for you :
Hey...now that gives me some ideas for October...
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