My 20th Repost - Poetry for Singles
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My 20th Repost - Poetry for Singles
POETRY FOR SINGLES
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who'* handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ***** who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn!
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who'* handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ***** who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn!
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
I'm sure the ladies will just love the second one
It'* a little something I like to call redneck haiku...
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Good thing I got a big shed while I was at it, lol! The shelves I built are big enough to sleep on. Coincidence? I think not....
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Originally Posted by lash
Like I'd get a pillow....
You really have some issues there, hon
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
You really have some issues there, hon
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
a bed of nails surrounded by hot embers would be more appropriate for you :