POETRY FOR SINGLES

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who'* handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.



MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ***** who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn!

I'm sure the ladies will just love the second one

I thought so too! :P

It'* a little something I like to call redneck haiku...

Forwards to Mrs. Lash

Good thing I got a big shed while I was at it, lol! The shelves I built are big enough to sleep on. Coincidence? I think not....

I'll bet your pillow and blankey are already in the shed by the time you get home

Like I'd get a pillow....

You aren't worthy of a pillow!! Perhaps a bed of nails surrounded by hot embers would be more appropriate for you

You really have some issues there, hon

Yeah...but they're mostly back issues and I've read them all already.... :P

Hey...now that gives me some ideas for October...