A man is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died. While on vacation his mother-in-law dies.

An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of US$10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US$500.
The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That'* an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"


My apologies to those who might find this offensive....

your mother in law is gonna hurt you!! I've always had good mother in laws.

My mother in law is a witch. I wouldn't want her to rise from the dead either.

Great joke, MOS!

I love my mother in law but that is still funny as hell.

Oh that is too funny....PDad can relate to that one!!!

Before i clicked on thsi thread i was thinking - "OK MOS< what did you bring us this day?"

So i will bring one to you -

This woman is in a car accident and part of her face is burnt.
Par their agreement before operation, the doctor grafts skin off the husbands hind end to reconstruct the wife'* face.
After recovery, she looks good, the operation went well and she is just as pretty.

So The man and wife are laying in bed one night, and she says -
"I just cannot get over how unselfish it was of you to do that for me. Honey, how could I ever thank you?"

The husband says - "Oh don't worry, I feel gratification every time I see your mother kiss your face".

Wife looking over your shoulder again

I loved my Mother-in-Law just like she was my MOM. She was really great!!!!!!!!