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Old 06-16-2005, 06:32 PM   #1
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Default And the morale of the story is...

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run and the lady kept hinting to her
husband that he should get it fixed. Somehow the message never sank in and
the grass kept getting taller. Finally she thought of a clever way to
make her point.

When her husband arrived home one day he found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments. When he came out again, he handed her a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well
sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always limp
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LOL!!!! That was a good one!
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