10 signs it too hot to ride a motorcycle
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10 signs it too hot to ride a motorcycle
10 signs it'* too hot to ride a motorcycle.
1. Your bike is overheating and you haven't left the driveway yet.
2. Do I smell steak? Oh, it'* my leathers.
3. Your tires aren't flat, they're "puddled".
4. Praying hasn't worked, so you try the "Icky Shuffle" in hopes of rain.
5. Your exhaust pipes are cooler AFTER riding.
6. You consider adding axle grease to the oil tank for added protetction.
7. You ride throught an automatic car wash to cool off.
8. You fear crashing not because of the impact, but because the ground would cook you like an egg in a frying pan.
9. Gas is evaporationg faster than your bike can burn it.
10. Your vision on the highway is waiver than the queen at the homecoming parade.
1. Your bike is overheating and you haven't left the driveway yet.
2. Do I smell steak? Oh, it'* my leathers.
3. Your tires aren't flat, they're "puddled".
4. Praying hasn't worked, so you try the "Icky Shuffle" in hopes of rain.
5. Your exhaust pipes are cooler AFTER riding.
6. You consider adding axle grease to the oil tank for added protetction.
7. You ride throught an automatic car wash to cool off.
8. You fear crashing not because of the impact, but because the ground would cook you like an egg in a frying pan.
9. Gas is evaporationg faster than your bike can burn it.
10. Your vision on the highway is waiver than the queen at the homecoming parade.
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Those are the reasons I don't have a bike
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Those are the reasons I don't have a bike
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Those are the reasons I don't have a bike
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Originally Posted by Gumball
Not haveing fun with your new toy Karl ?
It'* not the BC but I just joined and I'm member 700.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, we got a good community here. [/salespitch]
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