10 signs it'* too hot to ride a motorcycle.

1. Your bike is overheating and you haven't left the driveway yet.

2. Do I smell steak? Oh, it'* my leathers.

3. Your tires aren't flat, they're "puddled".

4. Praying hasn't worked, so you try the "Icky Shuffle" in hopes of rain.

5. Your exhaust pipes are cooler AFTER riding.

6. You consider adding axle grease to the oil tank for added protetction.

7. You ride throught an automatic car wash to cool off.

8. You fear crashing not because of the impact, but because the ground would cook you like an egg in a frying pan.

9. Gas is evaporationg faster than your bike can burn it.

10. Your vision on the highway is waiver than the queen at the homecoming parade.

Those are the reasons I don't have a bike

I use to love riding on the back of a Harley Davidson but then I became untrustful of other drivers and saw too many of my friends killed or injured severly.

Know she just cranks it in the driveway, sits on it, and "enjoys" the feel.....

The first time I ever got a ride on one I was told it would be the most exciting thing to ever have between my legs

Not haveing fun with your new toy Karl ?

Just the opposite. I'm getting into it. I've already found an online forum that isn't bad... I heard the comment that "this place see a lot of postings"... I see 5 to 12 a day....

It'* not the BC but I just joined and I'm member 700.


I've said it before, I'll say it again, we got a good community here. [/salespitch]