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Old 08-16-2007, 05:10 PM   #1
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For years Iíve been trying to come up with a way to replace, or at least supplement, my income without doing anything (like work for it, or risk my own money - e.g. stock market, lottery). I think Iíve finally hatched a no-risk, no-effort plan. Data indicates it takes roughly $24,000/year to house an inmate in the Utah State Penitentiary. Iím going to talk to a judge and tell him that if the State will pay me $10,000/year, Iíll continue to keep my nose clean. This should be a win/win for everyone. By keeping me out of prison the State will save $14,000/year, and Iíll get a little mod money. I canít see any way heí* going to pass this up! Woot! Iím off to the courthouseÖ
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I want my, I want my MTV
I want my, I want my MTV



Now look at them yo-yo'*, that'* the way you do it
You play the guitar on that MTV
That ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
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Maybe get a blister on your thumb



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Sorry i had to... thats the first thing i though what i saw the title

lol yea i would love to do that. 10K a year would be nice
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For years Iíve been trying to come up with a way to replace, or at least supplement, my income without doing anything (like work for it, or risk my own money - e.g. stock market, lottery). I think Iíve finally hatched a no-risk, no-effort plan. Data indicates it takes roughly $24,000/year to house an inmate in the Utah State Penitentiary. Iím going to talk to a judge and tell him that if the State will pay me $10,000/year, Iíll continue to keep my nose clean. This should be a win/win for everyone. By keeping me out of prison the State will save $14,000/year, and Iíll get a little mod money. I canít see any way heí* going to pass this up! Woot! Iím off to the courthouseÖ
Ummm...good luck with that
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it actually works in reverse for me... I help pay for the state of Minnesota more than anyone in the state. those tickets add up fast!

I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell (that'* a horrible joke!!)
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it actually works in reverse for me... I help pay for the state of Minnesota more than anyone in the state. those tickets add up fast!

I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell (that'* a horrible joke!!)
ZING!

...to soon tho....
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Way to make a new plan, Stan.
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Just got back - Judge told me to clear out of her courtroom or she was going to call my mom and tell her what I'm up to.
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You didn't seriously perform such an act, did you?
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You didn't seriously perform such an act, did you?


Here'* your sign.
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Meh, it'* quoteworthy I'm sorry, it'* just the most.... hilarious, yet insane things I've ever been privy to. Yet it also has the tiniest bit of sense to it.....
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