Money for nuthin'...
08-16-2007, 04:10 PM
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Money for nuthin'...
For years I’ve been trying to come up with a way to replace, or at least supplement, my income without doing anything (like work for it, or risk my own money - e.g. stock market, lottery). I think I’ve finally hatched a no-risk, no-effort plan. Data indicates it takes roughly $24,000/year to house an inmate in the Utah State Penitentiary. I’m going to talk to a judge and tell him that if the State will pay me $10,000/year, I’ll continue to keep my nose clean. This should be a win/win for everyone. By keeping me out of prison the State will save $14,000/year, and I’ll get a little mod money. I can’t see any way he’* going to pass this up! Woot! I’m off to the courthouse…
08-16-2007, 04:18 PM
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I want my, I want my MTV
I want my, I want my MTV
Now look at them yo-yo'*, that'* the way you do it
You play the guitar on that MTV
That ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
{Refrain}
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV'*
I want my, I want my MTV
Now look at them yo-yo'*, that'* the way you do it
You play the guitar on that MTV
That ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that'* the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
{Refrain}
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV'*
Sorry i had to... thats the first thing i though what i saw the title
lol yea i would love to do that. 10K a year would be nice
08-16-2007, 04:23 PM
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Re: Money for nuthin'...
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
For years I’ve been trying to come up with a way to replace, or at least supplement, my income without doing anything (like work for it, or risk my own money - e.g. stock market, lottery). I think I’ve finally hatched a no-risk, no-effort plan. Data indicates it takes roughly $24,000/year to house an inmate in the Utah State Penitentiary. I’m going to talk to a judge and tell him that if the State will pay me $10,000/year, I’ll continue to keep my nose clean. This should be a win/win for everyone. By keeping me out of prison the State will save $14,000/year, and I’ll get a little mod money. I can’t see any way he’* going to pass this up! Woot! I’m off to the courthouse…
08-16-2007, 04:26 PM
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it actually works in reverse for me... I help pay for the state of Minnesota more than anyone in the state. those tickets add up fast!
I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell (that'* a horrible joke!!)
I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell
(that'* a horrible joke!!)
08-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by harofreak00
it actually works in reverse for me... I help pay for the state of Minnesota more than anyone in the state. those tickets add up fast!
I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell (that'* a horrible joke!!)
I haven't got a ticket in a while (knock on wood) and that'* why the bridge fell
(that'* a horrible joke!!)...to soon tho....
08-16-2007, 06:19 PM
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Just got back - Judge told me to clear out of her courtroom or she was going to call my mom and tell her what I'm up to. 
I'm sorry, it'* just the most.... hilarious, yet insane things I've ever been privy to. Yet it also has the tiniest bit of sense to it.....