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Old 07-27-2006, 01:21 PM   #1
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THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it'* been laying outside, you don't know where it'* been, it'*
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It'* on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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