I been in the "fast food for Xmas" boat before. I feel for ya

I'm also really looking forward to ham and cheese omelettes in the morning

Breakfast: Alcohol
Lunch: More Alcohol
Dinner: Ham and Turkey

Nothing like having the family over for Christmas...

Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

I made the following for my wife'* birthday (she'* a Christmas baby):

1 can Lite Spam, cubed
1 can tomato sauce
1 can green beans, drained
3 cups prepared white rice

Fry the Spam in a pan, then mix in the tomato sauce and green beans. Cover and let heat while preparing the rice. Spoon the Spam mixture over a bowl full of white rice and eat! She got this recipe from her mother, who was full-blooded Chamorro (from Guam).

As a General class Ham operator, I take offense to this. The name should be changed to "Attractivly shaped and tastily cooked pork"

Kidding, our ham was good too! Large family so Mom always makes a ham and turkey for Christmas

Prime Rib