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Old 01-23-2007, 01:57 PM   #1
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This came in my e-mail. Don't hang me for it if it'* a repost!

The owner of a golf course in Minneapolis was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Minnesota in math and I need some help. If I were to give
you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my

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A senior citizen of Minnesota was overheard saying... "When the end of
the world comes, I hope to be in Duluth." When asked why, he replied
he'd rather be in Duluth because everything happens in Duluth 20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.

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The young man from Fergus Falls came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Sven, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"

Sven replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license

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NEWS FLASH! - Minnesota'* worst air disaster occurred! when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Iowa
students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb
as digging continues into the evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

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A Minnesota State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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As funny as those jokes are I find the BC system just as funny. Starts posting ads pertaining to MN. Laser hair removal in Minnesota. haha

Awww.... its gone now.
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ok some were funny
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