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Old 01-10-2010, 10:37 PM   #1
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Default Micro chip implant allows terrorists to speak to god

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
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I thought you might like that Gunner!
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My friend was looking over my shoulder and said they look a lot like bullets.
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My friend was looking over my shoulder and said they look a lot like bullets.
Justin..I've got to ask. Is your friend blond?
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your friend is correct hehehehehe
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No but she should be.
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Nicely played my friend. Nicely played.....
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