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Old 06-29-2006, 02:33 PM   #1
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1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:< BR>Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That'* what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria'* Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing'*
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men
really don't mind that? It'* like camping.
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I've seen this before.... It'* still funny!
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I've seen this before.... It'* still funny!
I've posted this before. And it'* still funny..

Maybe this time the women folk will read it.
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Maybe this time the women folk will read it.
They are very "selective" on what they read aren't they...lol
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Maybe this time the women folk will read it.
They are very "selective" on what they read aren't they...lol
shut the hell up!!

Boyz!!
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LMFAO
I gotta give this to my g/f
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1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

Yeah, and he got lost too! :P
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1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

Yeah, and he got lost too! :P
Aren't you happy he did? C'mon...he planned it
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