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Old 07-07-2006, 08:30 PM   #11
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Tracey,
ya forgot some.................

We can take a **** and remain standing

We can go to the bathroom by ourselves

We can fart around other guys and people think it'* "male bonding"
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Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...

Your last name stays put. your choice to change it

The garage is all yours. your choice to allow it

Wedding plans take care of themselves. your choice to allow it

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. so can you You can never be pregnant. not our fault

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. you can too You can wear NO shirt to a water park. I support women who do this

Car Mechanics tell you the truth. because women lie to us

The world is your urinal. you can use it too

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. not our fault you can't stand a little urine on the floor. Deal with it

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. you can learn how to as well

Same work, more pay. That'* questionable

Wrinkles add character. no reply to this

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. no one said you had to buy a $5000 wedding dress, or any other special dress at all. It'* because you WANT it. It'* not mandatory. Ever hear of justice of the peace?

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. depends on the shirt

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. I support belching women. They can do it too!

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.Because we don't feel the need to buy stilts to walk on? Your shoes cut you because you bought ones that suck. You can wear normal shoes like everyone else

One mood all the time. It'* all out of habit. maybe you should adopt it?

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. short and to the point. again, you can do it too

You know stuff about tanks.anyone can learn anything if they WANT to... do you?

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Because we go to places where we won't meet people ever again. Who cares what you look like?

You can open all of your own jars. because we're men

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. because we're men

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.that'* because we don't over-react. You don't have to either!

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. check ebay!

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. it'* enough for you too. You choose to buy an infinite pair of shoes you only wear once. Not my problem, you chose to do it, you deal with it

You never have strap problems in public. ever hear of suspenders? some guys wear them

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. because they don't exist

Everything on your face stays its original color. who makes you put on the makeup?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.what happened to your old one?

You only have to shave your face and neck. same to you sweetheart

You can play with toys all your life. batteries?

Your belly usually hides your big hips. this may be going a little far, but your chest hides your belly

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. again, your fault for "needing" more

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. be comfortable with your body and you can too

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. so can you!

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. again, you do too. It'* how comfortable you are with it

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. that just comes from practice. Anyone can do it!

No wonder men are happier!
So now that I've explained all of that. You have very little room to complain. Most issues are because of your own personal choices. Deal with it and don't cry to me.


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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. you can too You can wear NO shirt to a water park. I support women who do this
Second that
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Three cheers for Doug, the new lawyer of "man law"!!!!!
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A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
so true with my wife. For our 5day down to VA, I had my little 1'x2' suitcase packed with 5 casual wear outfits, 1 formal wear, 2 swimtrunks, undies, socks, and PJ'*.

The wife takes the monster 3'x5' suitcase and somehow can't get everything back in it for the trip home
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I don't even OWN a suitcase. If I go over the road, I use my good ol' seabag. T'aint failed me yet!
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i was going to reply, but then i saw blackbird has taken up in my absence. thank you blackbird.

i pass my torch to blackbird. henceforth, you are the champion for truth, justice, and the american way.
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People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
I wouldn't say that. Once the bench press exceedes 300lbs people start looking.
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i was going to reply, but then i saw blackbird has taken up in my absence. thank you blackbird.

i pass my torch to blackbird. henceforth, you are the champion for truth, justice, and the american way.
jwakamud, you also forgot he, like you, is the champion of bullshit
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