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Old 12-05-2006, 06:03 PM   #1
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let'* pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That'* a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Thats a good one!!! True too!!!
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funny yet true!!
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The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted

But.......but were not married

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The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted

But.......but were not married

you might as well be then
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The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted

But.......but were not married

you might as well be then
Ha! I feel like I am, but the only good thing is? I get out of having a messy divorce, and I get to keep whats mine
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The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted

But.......but were not married

you might as well be then
Ha! I feel like I am, but the only good thing is? I get out of having a messy divorce, and I get to keep whats mine
who says it will end in divorce??? Not all marraiges end up in divorce. You might be one of the chosen ones.
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who says it will end in divorce??? Not all marraiges end up in divorce. You might be one of the chosen ones.
I know I know, and yes I feel like I am the chosen one which is why I never get married
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I never thought my brother would, but he'* getting divorced as we speak..so is his boss...and they are both 30-32 years-old. :( Sad.
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