Mad Wife Disease

A guy was sitting quietly, reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was
that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of
one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.
"I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for!?"
She replied, "Your horse called."

Never put pieces of paper in ya pocket w/ names on them

Heck, I had the cell phone number of a business contact in my cell phone a number of years ago and yes, it was a female. One day, my wife used my phone to call someone and "happened" to see that contact name. Boy, did I catch he**....never mind that I also had the contact names of another dozen male business contacts, plus the 40 some other numbers in there, lol.

I offered to have her call the number and speak to the woman, but that wasn't good either....

On the other hand, it shows that she apparently cares enough....

She might care about you, but I can also see a tinge of jealousy and distrust.

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No, sure haven't. Why??

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