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Old 03-08-2009, 09:37 PM   #1
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they
don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a
mental hospital
. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna'* heroic act she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond
to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded
that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he'* dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go
home?'
Happy Mental Health Day!
You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...
I Done my part!!!
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Awwww.... thats sooo sweet... HAHAHAHA

very funny todd... and you call me wierd lol
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Bad JU JU..... ROFLMAO
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Nicely played Todd!
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