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Old 04-25-2007, 01:12 PM   #1
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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle," said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

The boy said, "You got a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

The little boy said, "That'* 'cause you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It'* been so long since I've been saved that I don't know if I even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"
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I like it!
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I'm glad somebody laughed. I was thinking this club lost its sense of humor
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