Lets Go VIKINGS!!!
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Old football joke:
The Packers and the Vikings were having the usual who was better and decided to have an ice fishing contest. At the end of the day, they met to square off on the total catch. Well, the Packers caught 150 fish between them. Vikings zip. So after demanding a rematch, the Viking coach sent a spy to their side of the lake. The spy returned and when asked whats up by the coach, he exclaimed, "Their cheating!!! they are drilling holes in the ice!!!!
The Packers and the Vikings were having the usual who was better and decided to have an ice fishing contest. At the end of the day, they met to square off on the total catch. Well, the Packers caught 150 fish between them. Vikings zip. So after demanding a rematch, the Viking coach sent a spy to their side of the lake. The spy returned and when asked whats up by the coach, he exclaimed, "Their cheating!!! they are drilling holes in the ice!!!!
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Guy goes ice fishing and about 15 minutes into it this huge booming voice comes from above and announces "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
The guy looks up and calls out "God, is that you?"
Again he hears a huge booming voice from above "NO, THIS IS THE ARENA MANAGER. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
The guy looks up and calls out "God, is that you?"
Again he hears a huge booming voice from above "NO, THIS IS THE ARENA MANAGER. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
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Ice fishing is one thing I miss 7 months out of the year. If I were to do inventory, I would have easily $4000 worth of gear, and it is a shame it collects dust 4-5 months a year.
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