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Old 10-05-2006, 01:24 PM   #1
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A lesson for men ......... A woman was
walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold,
extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman
replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the
woman asked."No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman
said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this
in a beauty salon instead of for food?" the woman asked."Are you NUTS?!"
replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well,"said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
tonight." The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't he be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting." The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"
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LOL Your on a roll!!! Thats funny!! I hope the homeless woman at least got to eat that night.
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That'* 2 for today!
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that'll teach us.
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..."Won't he be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"...
What'* wrong with that? It'* a pretty accurate description of my dog, and we're best buds! And if it means no more credit card charges at the mall... hmmm. *daydreams of dog & wife in back of NEW truck, head in the wind, tongues hangin' out*
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sooooo Tracy..

What did they give ya for dinner? :P

(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
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sooooo Tracy..

What did they give ya for dinner? :P

(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
It wasn't me it was Yo Momma :P
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sooooo Tracy..

What did they give ya for dinner? :P

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It wasn't me it was Yo Momma :P
How was she looking for being dead 10 years come Monday?
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sooooo Tracy..

What did they give ya for dinner? :P

(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
It wasn't me it was Yo Momma :P
How was she looking for being dead 10 years come Monday?
amazingly enough this story took place 11 years ago :P
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