Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy'* Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown'* Law: If the shoe fits, it'* really ugly.

Wilson'* Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.

That last one is the one that really affects me!! It never fails- If I like something they will discontinue making it.

Does the word Bonneville ring a bell???

Shut up!! I had nothing to do with that! I was talking along the lines of makeup, handbags, clothing, etc. YOU caused the Bonneville thing to happen :P

OLDSMOBILE

I tend to make sure that a machine doesnt work before showing it to someone else. and if i think it might start working by accident while im going on and on about how it doesnt work, ill make it not work. on some things, thats easy to do. like on my computer, when it wouldnt start up, i was showing my friend and it got past the point where it usually rebooted, i noticed, and surreptitiously rebooted it during startup. my friend didnt notice and was like "man... youre right. thats weird"

I where a size 14 and that is so true!

I fall victim to this allot at work. I had to call a tech in to fix our coffee machine because hot water was not coming out of the spiggot. He got here and says everything was fine an working.

Go figure!!