WOMEN'* ENGLISH :

Yes............................................ No

No.............................................. Yes

Maybe...................................... No

We need.................................. I want

I am sorry.............................. You'll be sorry

We need to talk.................. You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead.................... You better not

Do what you want............... You will pay for this later

I am not upset..................... Of course I am pissed, you moron!

You're certainly attentive tonight........... Is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'* ENGLISH :
I am hungry............................................ . I am hungry

I am sleepy............................................ .. I am sleepy

I am tired............................................. .... I am tired

Nice dress............................................. .. Nice *****!

I love you............................................... .. Let'* have sex now

I am bored............................................. . Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................... I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime.................... I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie?........ I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner?......... I'd like to have sex with you

Yep, pretty much sums it up perfectly.