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Old 02-16-2007, 11:40 AM   #1
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Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that'* wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it'* H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father'* cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't
punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother'*. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it'* the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher
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Lmao, those are cute! I could so see my 7 year old daughter being a smart-a$$ and saying some of those
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Kids say the cutest things!!!

Personal Expierence:

My son had asked me if he could eat his meal in his room. Usually he is not very neat and doesnt like to pick up after himself, so I told him that the only way I would let him eat in his room, is if he cleaned up after himself. He agreed.

Shortly after, I hear him complaining about getting somethnig on his comforter.

DAD I SPILLED SOMETHING ON MY BLANKET AND CANT MOVE. CAN YOU GET ME A KNAPKIN?

So knowing that he was probably covered in what he was eating, I said sure and got up to get him one. Well, to my surprise, he was sitting there with a wide grin on his face and looked at me and said, "Only kidding" I just didnt feel like getting up.

LMAO!!!!! Kids are small genius'*
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Tracy, you were in my classroom today!!!!!

Those little darlings or germ factories (whichever you prefer) are bound and determined to make all of us NUTS. Today a group of grade 7 boys were hauled out of class because someone was drinking

Then my two little angels had screaming fits at each other in the halls...................How many more weeks until spring break!
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I just e-mailed these to a teacher friend of mine. I'm sure she'll enjoy these...
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