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Old 11-25-2007, 02:18 PM   #1
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Default Kids !!

A mother took her five-year-old son with her
to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
"Gee, she'* fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in
the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
his hands as far as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off,
and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull,
the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a
beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out,
"Run for your life, she'* backing up!!
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