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Old 05-03-2005, 11:11 PM   #1
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Just Some Facts!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that'* more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig'* orgasm lasts 30 minutes .
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour .
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male'*
head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It'* like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds .
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump .
(okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat'* urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich'* eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains .
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Repost... And haven't you posted this before even?
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Repost... And haven't you posted this before even?
I don't believe so. I just got this today. If it'* a repost I hope the repost cops will be lenient.
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How did someone figure out dolphins have sex for fun?
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I've seen it plenty. And it'* something you would post (well duh)
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I've seen it plenty. And it'* something you would post (well duh)
Sue me..... Perhaps it has been posted before. Did you ever stop to consider that we have a lot of new members who may not have ever read some of the things reposted? Sorry for trying to add a bit of humor since it'* been a little slow in the lounge lately. Shall I run things past you before I post in the future, oh mighty Repost tattletale????
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I've seen it plenty. And it'* something you would post (well duh)
Sue me..... Perhaps it has been posted before. Did you ever stop to consider that we have a lot of new members who may not have ever read some of the things reposted? Sorry for trying to add a bit of humor since it'* been a little slow in the lounge lately. Shall I run things past you before I post in the future, oh mighty Repost tattletale????
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LMFAO! That was better than the post itself! Thanks Tracy!
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The tounge isn't the strongest muscle, in terms of power to size, the jaw is the strongest, and for actual strength the gluteus maximus is the strongest, besides, the tounge is made of 4 muscles so it wouldnt be measured as 1.
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