Rooster Puzzle

A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it'* finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it'* a Rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.

Let'* have a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep
sigh, . .

" Let'* put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looked at her son and replied, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanked his Mom and went off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looked at his son in surprise and said,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'