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Old 08-08-2007, 11:40 AM   #1
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> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks
> this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second
> thought....
>
> Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
> past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
> to the door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
> in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
>
> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly doing business....'
>
> 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
> passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
> and tells the
> man, 'Please knock on this door.'
>
> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
> through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
>
> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> the door pulling it shut behind him.
>
> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
> another sign:
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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I must say I was confused for a minute about sisters and prostitution in the same joke but it was a good one.
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OMG, that is so awesome, I totally just found a way to make more money.
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I read this to my Boss, who is about to turn 5, and is also a Part time Pastor. Not only did he find this hysterical, but he had me print it for his mother-in-law who will be reading it at her Senior Center during one of their Religious study meetings
I love my job!
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That was great
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I read this to my Boss, who is about to turn 5, and is also a Part time Pastor...!
What'* it like, working for a 5-year-old? Probably tells it like it is, I bet. :P
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Kinda like if I were working for Boosty
I meant 65.
Same difference though.
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Well I'm glad you guys enjoyed my joke
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Thats a good one Pearl.
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That deserves a ...............

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