Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200 per hour
Qualifications: Must be fast on your feet!









Isn't it comforting to know, that when you are about to
become a bear'* breakfast, your buddy is standing there
taking pictures? " Hay, I'm here for you buddy. Honest."

I'd do it!

I'd punch that bear right in the nose. (Then turn around and hop in that truck while the bear is dazed and get the heck out!)

Notice how the guy ran from the Chevy to the ford. . . . what brand does he trust with his life? The Ford!

When encountering a bear with others, the only thing you need to worry about is being able to outrun everyone else.

He doesn't trust his life to the Ford, he'* just willing to trash somebody else'* POS truck to be safe.

The bear is taller than he is. Ever been to the Anchorage Airport? There is a stuffed Polar Bear in the lobby. We make a nice snack.

There are only two animals that hunt man as a food source and the Polar Bear is one of them.

whats the other? human

Them too, plus wild tigers and lions have been know to use us for food too; not sure if there are truly any wild ones left thou.

I'd take the job, but if I lived through something like that with my buddy taking the pictures instead of grabbing a gun..... He wouldn't live to long afterwards.

If you run from a bear, that makes them chase you though.......

You see how the bear didnt even want to damage it? Even a polar bear is smart enough not to mess with a man'* ford.

It'* skull is a little better than twice as thick as ours..... Plus, they get mean when they get provoked.