Master of none?

In the interest of continuing to embarrass myself for your entertainment, here'* a pic of my main workbench. I love tools and am always working at some project, so the tools are all sorts. Matter of fact, this pic doesn't even include most of my automotive tools. I thought that this would make a good puzzle, lol...

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What do you think? Caption?

I'm kinda jealous, dangit...

But, where'* The Handyman'* Secret Weapon???

Dare I ask? (Duct Tape? :P )

I take it you've never heard of Red Green? The Canadidians will fill you in....

its front and center!!!!! best tool in the world...
and it'* keepin his beer nice and cold..

Where are all the Candidanadians with my education???


Best tool in the garage!!! Florida heat warms that beer up too quickly otherwise (but only when I'm too busy to drink 'em down).

Noooo... "The Handyman'* Secret Weapon" is universal. Even those wierdo freaks that don't drink use it.

Yes, it is Duct Tape....

That'* what I thought!

LOL! "Spare the duct tape and spoil the job."

I HAVE the duct tape. Large roll of military duct tape. Turns out they throw it out after a six month "shelf life" at a military contractor my friend works for. I "caught" some...

I figured you had it. Can't call it a workshop if there ain't duct tape in it.

And.... In response to the original post

That'* my motto!!!

Amen...