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Old 03-29-2007, 11:18 AM   #1
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I've Lost my Wife

A man approaches a very beautiful and voluptuous woman at a Department Store and says, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere, can you please talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman now puzzled says, "Why do you need to talk to me"?

"Because every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "
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Too true (as Tracy would say)
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Old 03-29-2007, 11:33 AM   #3
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Yes, thats us women for ya
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Jim, lmao let me be the first to say:


























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Someon'es been following me through the mall, huh???

"Who'* that?"
"She works here..."
"Yeah. Uh huh.

WHO IS SHE?!?!?"

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